Short Tory Lanez saving Megan Thee Stallion from possible murder is going viral after she revealed she was shot in the foot. Now women want “munchkins” or short men, because of Tory Lanez heroics possibly saving Megan Thee Stallion. The irony is that women where clowning Tory Lanez’s height before details came out via Megan Thee Stallion today.

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Tory Lanez is 5′ 3″, while Megan Thee Stallion is 5′ 10″. He’s literally so short that when he stands up, he virtually doesn’t get any taller.

As we know Tory Lanez was arrested for having an unregistered gun. It appears that gun may be the reason Megan Thee Stallion was able to release a statement today about her foot being shot. This had women on social media saying they want a short man or “munchkin” like Tory Lanez.

It seems like the superhero movies are true after all. No one ever expected women to say they want a munchkin, but Tory Lanez just made it a reality. All it took for people to ignore his extremely short stature was Tory Lanez saving Megan Thee Stallion.

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Author: JordanThrilla

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